Hello....

I've just finished a talk with a company who shall remain nameless, and I picked this 'old-age' jokes, that just seemed to pour out of the meeting, wasn't sure at one point if it would end. Hope you like these that I can remember;

"the more sand that escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it"

"as you grow older, you lose interest in sex, friends drift away, your children often ignore you and you become invisible to the opposite sex. There are advantages to age of course, but these are the outstanding ones"

"the great comfort of turning 40 is the realisation that you are now too old to die young"

"old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things that I was not very good at when I was young" (I like this one!)

"by the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out"

I sure this is enough...... made me laugh.... but the one that did so the most was "we lose our youth as we grow old, but immaturity stays with us for life"....

PT